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For five years it's been the same routine. I go to teach my scientists on a Monday. I arrive at the building. I ring the bell that doesn't work. I wait. I get let into the building when someone spots me waiting outside. I get told the bell does work, I just have to learn how to press it harder. Now imagine my surprise when I turn up to work and THERE'S A NEW BELL.

Note to self: need to get out more.